My Triple Diet

Doesn't sound like a way to lose weight does it?  It is.

No, I'm not eating triple what I used to.  I'm eating what's left after my triplets are done.

My triplets are in some sort of eating frenzy.  Its not unusual to see any one of them or all three eat more than I do at any given sitting.

The more they eat, the less I do.  Thus, that's my triple diet.

Order pizza.  I used to have plenty and find myself eating four slices (or more).  Now, order the same and I may be lucky to get two.

Fast food.  Same thing. Order them Happy Meals.  Order myself a couple of items.  I'll eat the yogurt and a cheeseburger while they devour my chicken nuggets after their supplies are consumed.

A regular portion at home doesn't go as far as it used to go.   No seconds for Dad anymore.

The only snacks left for me are whole grain melba toast and pretzels.

I'm going to have to get another fridge.