Seven-Year Old Fiction Writer

My other seven-year old son writes good fiction.  In his book to me for my birthday, he included this page.

In translation:  "I jumped to the closet and put on my clothes, I did my morning chores, and I brushed my hair."

He's never gotten out of bed and gotten dressed quickly in any recent memory. 

Chores?  He's done some, but in the morning?  I doubt it.

I don't think he's ever brushed his hair on his own.

At least Brooks has a high opinion of himself.