A Butter Object in Every Town

The Ohio State Fair's most famous attraction over the years is the butter cow.  It's a mainstay.

I  suppose I'm being a little irreverent, but i have to ask:  What if other venues copied the act and started crafting things out of butter?

Take our Port Authority, for example.

Our customer, Boeing, could make a butter missile, though I don't think it would survive re-entry.

A person in a cleanroom garment might make for a good butter sculpture.  That fits the venue.

Newark is known for its building-sized basket.  Might as well add the butter basket.

My hometown, Massillon, could have a butter version of its most famous former resident, Paul Brown.  Butter brown?

The most-famous Ohioan, Thomas Edison, could make a good butter figure to inspire a whole new generation of inventors (and cholesterol lovers).

For me, though, especially this time of year, the butter shape I crave to see the most is a pat of butter on an ear of Ohio sweet corn.  Yum.